I’m the best pal that I ever had,
I like to be with me;
I like the sit and tell myself
Things confidentially.

I often sit and ask me
If I shouldn’t or I should,
And I find that my advice to me
Is always pretty good.

I never got acquainted with
Myself till here of late;
And I find myself a bully chum,
I treat me simply great.

I talk with me and walk with me,
And show me right and wrong;
I never knew how well myself
And I could get along.

I never try to cheat me,
I’m as trustful as can be;
No matter what may come or go,
I’m on the square with me.

It’s great to know yourself and have
A pal that’s all your own;
To be such company for yourself,
You’re never left alone.

You’ll try to dodge the masses,
And you’ll find the crowds a joke,
If you only treat yourself as well
As you treat other folk.

I’ve made a study of myself,
Compared me with the lot,
And I’ve finally concluded
I’m the best friend I’ve got.

Just get together with yourself
And trust yourself with you,
And you’ll be surprised how well yourself
Will like you if you do.

Guess the title of this poem? “Satire on Self”. BAH.